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Thanks for dropping by to visit us. Do you know why you are here or have you stumbled across our site by pure chance?

Well, now that you're here, I'm guessing that you probably want to know who we are and what we do? If not, why not click here. Anyway, now that you are here, welcome to the Discordian Illuminati! of Australia!

What you are about to embark on is a reading of the Manifesto of the Ka'el`isti Liberation Front.

Warning: This is the Magnum Opiate of our modern society and should not be read by entities of lower order than the 5th circuit consciousness.

I am known by the title of Rev.Pope Kael or simply Kael to my friends. I'm nobody in particular and I prefer to keep it that way. I'm married to Angie who is truly the love of my life and through that expression, we brought Sarah into this world.

So, what is “The Discordian Illuminati! Of Australia? Well, it could be nothing at all or it could be the meaning to life, but only your reality tunnel will be able to tell the difference. Stick around and see what you find.

As for me, well I'm a Shaman, Witch, Occultist and most importantly a Discordian!, which in my mind is all the same thing. As for what I have to say, well, there isn't much really <fnord>. Personally, I think that there is already way to much crap posted out on the internet about spirituality and metaphysics that it would take a sane person all their life to wade through, and probably the only thing they will get closer to is insanity. As for being a Shaman, I believe the essence of the true self can be found within the person, and through practice, a person can come to understand themselves in a symbiotic relationship with the earth. As a witch, I believe that part of this growth is through communion with like minded people who accept people for who they are, and with people who can openly share their personal experiences without the confines of the masks we all create for ourselves. As an Occultist, I believe further understanding can be found through study of all spiritual and metaphysical text through a framework of esoteric study. And as a Discordian, I just love the weirdness our lovely goddess Eris creates in our lives! If you want to find out any more information on our magical working group, you will find it here.

So, if you have time to wade through these pages, be my guest and maybe we will find our paths cross at some point.

In Light, Life, Liberty, Lechery, and Laughter (the law of fives)


Warren Gerdes
Discordian Illuminati! of Australia

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