...Some religions require you to study a dusty old book written centuries ago by a “prophet”, and you cannot deviate from its teachings, or question its validity. But in Discordianism, not only are we not required to believe anything we read, but we can write our own holy books.

...Some religions give you a detailed list of what you can or cannot do. But Discordianism allows you to do whatever you want to do (but remember, ERIS doesn't like an asshole. And if someone kicks your ass for being a first-class jerk, don't blame ERIS.)

...Some religions require its clergy to wear special clothing to “clergy”. But we Discordians don't have that problem and can wear whatever we feel like. (but in all honesty, members of the Non-United Church of ERIS of Latter-day Gothic/Industrial Saints prefer to wear black or nothing at all.)

...Some religions speak of love, peace, and understanding. But actually create chaos, confusion and disorder. Discordians speak of chaos, confusion and disorder, but actually create peace, love and understanding.

...Some religions require it's clergy to be celibate and vow to poverty. We Discordians tend to laugh at that idea until we pass out.

Some religions require you to sit silently for hours in often very painful positions to attain “enlightenment”. We Discordians don't have the time to do things like that because we have lives.